Gilbert heard the strange noise from next door. The news was official! ________ had lost it.
Took long enough.
________ heard the strange noise.
RIGHT BEHIND HER HEAD.
"AAAAAAH- GODAMMIT GIL DO NOT DO THAT TO ME!"
"KESESESE~! IT'S SO FUN THOUGH!" Prussia bent over double from laughing.
"Anywayyyyyyy," he continued. "What was the sound for? You sounded like you were...i...I DON'T EVEN KNOW! BUT IT WAS NOT AWESOME."
"So, Gil." You rounded on him. "You wanna know why I made a sound like a dying humpback whale getting laid by a seal?"
"KESESESE YOU SAID ' HUMP BACK ' " His laughing was drawn to a close by ________'s fucking creepy-ass death stare. ( If there was one thing Sve had helped you with, it was creeping the fuck out of everybody! A useful skill. )
"J-Ja, I would..." Gilbert continued meekly.
"It is because...
YOUR LANGUAGE IS FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD."
"W-what?!" Gilbert placed a hand over his
"YOU HEARD ME. I MEAN, YOU MAKE THE WEIRDEST SOUNDS LIKE ICCCCCCH-" you tried to say the word 'I' "-OR HHHHHKHHHHH-" you made that strange 'kh' sound.
Or, at least tried to.
"HOLY SHNITZEL YOU ARE BUTCHERING MY LANGUAGE FRAU!" In desperation, Gil pressed his lips against yours.
ANYTHING to stop the weird sounds escaping ________'s mouth.
He drew a little back. ________ looked completely starstruck. She leaned in again. Her lips met his own, but this time more gently and sweetly.
After a few seconds, the kiss ended.
Gilbert stared into your eyes.
"It's....beautiful....." he murmured, leaning closer.
Hold on.... ' it ' ? , you thought.
"Gil... can I- what do you mean by it...?" you tried, breathlessly.
"I CAN SEE MYSELF REFLECTED IN YOUR EYES! KESESE~" Gilbert jumped away.