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INAPPROPRIATE Questioning ~ EnglandxReader
Arthur opened the door to the Kirkland's residence, courteously letting you walk in first, making you smile at his old-fashionedness. His brothers Allistor, Ian and Drew looked up from the alcohol they were consuming. Drew was the only one who appeared not to be drunk off his arse.

"Oh ma gaw'! ________'s so FA' NOW!!" Allistor nearly screeched.
"N- She's not fat, that's not very nice. She's pr--" Drew tried uncomfortably.
"YEAH, ARTIE'S COOKING MADE HER FAT! HAHAHA!" Ian snorted.

"SHUT YOUR MOUTHS ALL OF YOU!" Arthur yelled, but nothing really changed. You felt a bit sorry for him, being the youngest of four.

"NO!" the quietest of the bro
Hetalia Seven Minutes In Heaven Switzerland
        You step up to the hat and pull out a small bar of premium chocolate. "Oh chocolate,  I can eat this right?" subconsciously you licked lips.

"I suppose, it's not like it cost me that much." Switzerland stood up from where he was sitting and started for the closet.

"Be careful big brother, that closet's messy you could get hurt. I don't trust '____' either." Cautioned Liechtenstein. Switzerland just nodded in response and continued into the closet. You followed him in and America locked you both inside.

"So, I don't think a lot can be done in seven minutes. What do you suppose we do? I really couldn't care less." Switzerland leaned
INAPPROPRIATE Referencing ~ AmericaxReader
You, Alfred and Victoria ((Seychelles)) sat awkwardly at the table. She was a relation of Alfred's who had come to stay. Alfred, being the airhead that he was, forgot to tell you so it was pretty weird when you came over suddenly, intruding upon the catching up. But you were pretty outgoing, and something made you dislike Victoria for some reason.

Horrible ________ activate!

"So…you're from Africa?" you asked innocently. Alfred's eyes lit up at the reference.
"Oh," she gave an awkward laugh. "Actually, I'm from the Se--"
"Why are you white?" Victoria looked scandalized. Alfred nudged you, giving you a 'bitch please' look.

"Oh my god
INAPPROPRIATE Stains ~ AmericaxReader ft. Russia
"And then England called me a fatty, so I just went--" Alfred tried to show his middle finger, in the process he squashed his vanilla ice cream cone on your face and boob area.

There was a very awkward silence.

Then Alfred cracked up like a cracking up thing.

"Pff--AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," he screeched, causing the other people in the park to look at him weirdly and move further away.

"Alfred!" you whisper-screeched. "Shut up! You're making everybody look at you like you're a weirdo! Speaking of weird, WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY?!"

"I-It looks like y-you've been in a r-really i-i-i-PFFT-inappropriate sce-scene-HAHAHA OW MY STOMACH." He doubled
INAPPROPRIATE Christmasses ~ FrancexReader
Tight-lipped, you checked the nearby digital clock for around the thirty fourth time that minute. Francis had PROMISED to show up and spend Christmas with you. Excited for the occasion, you had dressed in something you knew Francis would like. (That is to say, it was tasteful but pretty...Francis-like.)

The doorbell chimed the annoying tune that your parents had invested in. Leaping up and straightening your (___dress/skinny jeans/skirt__) and nearly leapt to the door. Francis was standing outside, with glossy better-than-yours hair and a wonderful smile.

"We wish you a merry Christmas," he sang softly, handing you a little box. You took it
Seven Minutes in Heaven Lithuania
        You pull a black belt from America's hat. "Oh, someone has skill" You waved around the belt and grinned. Lithuania shyly walked up to you and took the belt.

"That's my item, sorry to disappoint you." He was looking down and away from you.

"I never said I was disappointed, what would give you that idea?" Lithuania tried to respond but America cut him off.

"Ok enough of your super boring chit chats get your butts in the closet of love." America roughly began shoving you two towards the closet, "Really, you guys are super boring, I almost fell asleep back there." He pushed you in and locked the door.  Lithuania sat down in the corner
Hetalia Seven Minutes In Heaven Canada
       You pull a Small bit of stuffing from the hat. "Uh, who's is this?"

"That's actually my bears, who's name I forgot, but it's my item." Canada was standing behind you blushing furiously.

"Well you two had better get in the closet before that bear comes back looking for his fluff!"America walked you two to the closet. "I'll warn you if he shows up." With that you were locked inside the dark closet with Canada. You quickly found a spot in the corner and sat down, hoping to evade him for the seven minutes.

"You probably don't know who I am, so I'll introduce myself." He blushed. "I'm Canada… "

"I know who you are." You had alway
Hetalia Seven Minutes in heaven Greece
        You pull a stuffed kitten out of the hat. "Oh my god, it's so cute, can I please keep it?" No one answered you. "I'll take that as a yes, but who's is this?" Romano threw a tomato at Greece, waking him up.

"Hmm, what I miss?" Greece rubbed his eyes and stretched. "Oh, you have my gift…I forgot what that means…" He stood there with a confused smile on his sleepy face.

"Oh come on man, really? Take the girl to the closet already." America pushed you two into the closet and locked the door. "Now don't fall asleep on her ok?"

"But it's so cozy in here, and dark too." Greece yawned and cuddled into your lap. "Would you like to
Hetalia Seven Minutes In Heaven Austria
          You pull a piece of ivory from the hat. "What's this? A piece of an elephant tusk…" You stare in wonder at the item before you.

"That is my item, and it is a piano key before it is refined." Austria stood before you with an indifferent look on his face. "I suppose we should go to the closet…" Austria seemed a bit reluctant, as he wasn't moving at all.

"Ok guys, really! Are you just gonna stand there or what?" America roughly shoved you both into the closet. "Do something besides stare at each other while you're in there, geez!" with that he slammed the door and locked it behind him, leaving you with Austria in the dark cramped clo
Hetalia Seven Minutes in heaven Japan
        You reach in to the hat, and feel something silky on your fingertips. You pull it up to see a silky, red cloth. "Oh, this is pretty" Smiling you wrap the cloth around your neck. "So, would anyone like to claim it?"

"That wourd be mine." Japan shyly stood up from the corner he was occupying and gave you a sweet bow. "herro "____"  are you ready?"

"You don't have a choice man, now get in my closet!" America shoves you two in the closet and locks the door. "At least I don't have to worry about Japan getting frisky in there. America gave out a loud obnoxious laugh.

"He is most rude, are you ok?" Japan gently reached out to touch you.

Hetalia Seven Minutes In Heaven Iceland
        You stick your hand into the hat and pull out a piece of licorice. "Eww, whose is this?"

"It's mine, if you don't want it give it here, I'll eat it." Iceland snatched it from your hand and started eating it.

"That's nasty, who knows what else was stuffed in that hat. You should be more careful what you eat...little brother." Norway gave Iceland a teasing look.

"Stop calling me that, I hate it." Iceland began stomping his way to the closet. You weren't sure if it was such a good idea to follow him or not, but America didn't leave you much of a choice. He practically threw you in with Iceland and locked the door behind him. Afraid to
Summer Memories- HetaliaxReader"Ohonhonhonhonhon~"

"AAAAAAAAAAIRIBA!"

"COWABUNGA, DUDES!"

"Wee…."

Your friends all jumped into the large, tiled swimming pool in your backyard as you watched from one of the deck chairs.

"Come on in, chica!" Antonio shouted, leaning against the pool wall and staring you down with his large green eyes. "The water's great…"

You shook your head furiously, "No way! It's much too comfy up here. Plus I don't have my swimsuit with me so…."

"Zhat's why zhere's such a zhing as skinny dipping!" called Francis before he was tackled by Alfred and disappeared under the water's surface.

"I said no." You put on your best serious face.

"But _____!"
Hetalia Seven Minutes in heaven China
         You pull a doll from the hat. "Oh, how cute, can I keep it?" You snuggled the panda doll in your arms as China walked up to you.

"Of course you can aru." He gave you a happy smile and took your hand.

"Ok, into the closet with you two." America shooed you two into the closet. "Ok now china, try not to disappoint the lady. I heard Japan did a good job when he was in the closet, you can't let your little bro out do you." He snickered and shut and locked the door.

"Japan, actually played along?" China seemed dumbfounded by the idea. "Well then I must show you a good time in this dark, messy, not at all romantic closet." He took your h
Hetalia Seven Minutes In Heaven Hong Kong
        You reach into the hat and feel something unfamiliar. You grasp it and pull it out of the hat. Once in the light you can see it's a flower, you don't know what type though. "I love flowers, but, I don't ever think I've seen this one before."

"It's a lotus, very popular where I'm from." Hong Kong took the flower from your hands and fixed it into your hair. "There, it brings your eyes out."

"You two are so sweet, but you're dragging your feet. Let's go." America shoved you both in the closet and slammed the door shut behind you.

Hong Kong immediately wrapped his arms around you. "It's dark in here... Is there a light somewhere?" It w
CanadaxArtist!Reader ~ Lonely Valentine
You internally squealed as an adorable couple walked past ; a grumpy blushing man muttering in a language that sounded like Italian or Spanish and a cheerful brown-haired man with his arms round said grump. They passed by and you made a little sketch of them in the sketchbook next to you, then started filling in imaginary details. Outlining the taller man's face, you drew a huge grin, then suddenly became aware of a few weird looks from surrounding people, then mentally facepalmed as you realised you had a wacky smile on your face.

Ugh, fucking artist's tendencies.

But then you also realised that they were probably looking at you weirdly be
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INAPPROPRIATE History ~ LithuaniaxReader

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Toris looked at the sky. You were both seated comfortably in the grass.

"So, you're a country..?" you managed. Well, it was a lot to take in.

"Yes," he said softly.

"Are there any other weird things you want to tell me?" you said, not even sure if you were joking.

"Um, well," he took a breath, "Feliks is the representation of Poland, Ivan is Russia, um; Berwald is Sweden, and Tino is Finland, and Matthew is Canada."

"Who's Matthew?" you asked curiously.

Lithuania hid a smile. "Never mind."

"...Alright."

You stretched out and put your arms behind you to support you. Suddenly, something came to mind.

"Hey, Tor?"

"Taip,brangioji?" the Lithuanian responded.

"Didn't Lithuania, um, I mean you, own some parts of Russia?"

"Um, well, yes I did." He blushed faintly, but you didn't pick it up because the light radiating from the sky was pinkish anyway.






"Which 'parts' of Russia did you own?" you squealed, fangirling more by the second.

"O viešpatie..."
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omg i had to upload this 10000 times so i'll type description later.

okay its later.
so i know i said i would do the INAPPROPRIATE Truths next but it was all long and rambly and ew. so i did this. :iconrussiaotlplz:

oh! translations! (from google translate so i'm sorry if they're wrong/bullshit)

* O viešpatie? = Yes, dear? (thanks to ~Angelyra for correcting my mistake!)
** O viešpatie... = Oh my god...

OTHERS:

:iconalfredfjonesplz: INAPPROPRIATE Referencing ~ AmericaxReader [link]
:iconarthurkirklandplz: INAPPROPRIATE Questioning ~ EnglandxReader [link]
:iconsexyfranceplz: INAPPROPRIATE Christmasses ~ FrancexReader
:iconalfredfjonesplz: INAPPROPRIATE Stains ~ AmericaxReader ft. Russia

kbye.
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~lifealwaysgoeson Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh that's hilarious.
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~chibi-chocolate123 Feb 15, 2013
xD thanks! i couldn't stop giggling after i read somewhere that liet owned parts of russia, my family now thinks i am fully insane.
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~lifealwaysgoeson Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome.
It's alright. Did they really think much different before?
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~chibi-chocolate123 Feb 16, 2013
....now i think about it, probably not.
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~superherogodess18 Jan 11, 2013
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha .... now I wanna know 2 things:
First : who are u doing next for the series
Second: what ' parts' of Russia DID he own??? \\\°u°///
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~chibi-chocolate123 Jan 12, 2013
1. france or japan i think :)
2. :iconiggybrowsplz: use your imagination
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~superherogodess18 Jan 12, 2013
1. Yay Japan!!
2. Oh trust me I WILL jkjkjkjkjkjkkljkkkjkjkjkjk haha ha jk
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Mood: Love ~DevilMayParadox Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
....Omfg
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~chibi-chocolate123 Jan 10, 2013
;D
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~DevilMayParadox Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol
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